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Hi, enjoy Funny Jokes Below :::::::

>> Santa: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.
      Banta Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.

>> Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
      Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
      Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.

>> Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.
      Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?

>> Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.
       Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?

>>Sardar Ji: Lalaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.
     Baniya: Arre, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!

>> Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.
      Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.

>> LKG ke kid ka paper me 0 aya.
       Father angry: What is this?
       Very Funny Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.

>> Film Director to Salman Khan: Tum ko 100 ft ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
      Salman Khan : Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
      Funny Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

>> Bhikhari: Hello Taaj Hotel, 1 Pizza,
     1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.
        Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?
        Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!
      :)  :O  :P    XO
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